It's like anuddah pearl harbor
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Leaked from Walter Reed.
Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in perhaps most definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.
This post's title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn't yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went "Wait, what?" when I read "Islamic Republic of Japan".
So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day...
konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!
Something something 25th now!
As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way
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Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆
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