Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in perhaps most definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.

This post's title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn't yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went "Wait, what?" when I read "Islamic Republic of Japan".

So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day...