I don't even know which way is up. I point my forks and knives down in case someone trips and falls onto them.

I need rusty spoons to give to Salad Fingers.

I put them in both ways #evilcackling

To annoy their wives I think. That or laziness and just throwing them in however you grabbed them willy nilly.

How do you put the freak utensils like the avocado slicer and the garlic smusher? How do you orient your lemon squeezie?

What do you consider the wrong way? Our manual says spoons and forks should face up.