Trump says [insert some crazy shit here]

Greenland should be controlled by the people of Greenland

He says a lot of things. Usually always drivel

Will someone just end the yapping of that geriatric pedo pretty please

Will he just pull a Mitch McConnell already….

Booo, get some new material you hack

What's sad is that he has forgotten WHY he thought this in the first place: access to minerals and oil. Instead, it's now important to him because he once said it and now doesn't want to appear weak.

Dear people of Greenland & Denmark,

We, the majority of the American people, do not agree with trump and have no idea why he won’t shut up about it. Ok, that’s a lie - we do know why: it’s because he’s a demented old idiot, but we can’t stop him from saying this dumb shit. We really wish we could.

Oh were back to this shit again I see.

Ive seen this episode... spoiler - nothing happens.

The Orange Turd can’t even control what goes on in the U.S. but he keeps messing with other countries. What an utter and complete imbecile.

Blah blah blah. Pedo rapist mouth keeps opening and making sounds that only conservatives/regressives can interpret.

I say fuck off

Where have I heard this before?

And WE say that the US should be controlled by a rational person, not a convicted paedophile rapist with overt white supremacist tendancies and an eye for empire building.

Trump says a lot of stupid things.

The President of the United States is a child rapist.

Release all the Epstein files

I guess now that the Iran War is over (again) and the Ukraine/Russia war isn't exciting anymore, Steve Miller has Trump back on this old hobby horse.

the 47th president says a lot of stuff

Who cares. He's some dementia patient... He's gonna say shit at random.

The incoherent ramblings of an almost dead felon rapist pedophile.

demented president said a thing

Fuck off TACO

Can we please kick those fucking American imbeciles out of Nato?

He really wants is to talk more about the Epstein files.

America is a Mafia.

Kick out both immediately.

A fascist would say that yeah

Get ready Denmark! Our president is about drop our entire munitions stockpile on your heads!

Oh, excuse me my assistant has something she wants to tell me.

wsspsspspssss

• Already?

wpspspswpsswps

• have you checked in the couch cushions.

wsspspssps

• Not that couch

Pssp

• Well then…

Congratulations Denmark our gracious President has declared a ceasefire. You will stop all hostilities immediately and we shall spare you your lives. Nobel Prize pleeease. 🤲🏻