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[–] 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I really want to see reaction of roman soldiers witnessing war-elephants for the first time

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?"

    "It says 'Romans, go home'!"

    "No it doesn't."

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    How often did the hoplite style shield result in an arrow to the shin or knee?

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I don’t think the Roman’s or Greeks had B 17 bombers

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Relax, Marcus. You're fighting in the shade!

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    It's "Romans go home" in shitty Latin that's wrong in about one to three ways from what little I can remember.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Just watched a peep show episode and I read this in Mark Corrigan's voice

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Hey good news! Lake Trasimenus is beautiful this time of year.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Big “SHOYGU!” energy

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You're reading this meme in the voice of Smith as a Roman now.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Corkboard shields?

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