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[–] 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.

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  • [–] 60 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Nothing about personality, so I'm pretty sure that's a thing this guy lacks.

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  • [–] 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This guy thinks women want a goose.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The fuck are 'hunter eyes'?

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    What about “makes me laugh”?

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "is kind to children and animals"

    "is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy"

    Big extra credit for "has any kind of creative hobby"

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don't all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick

    Not speaking for women here. Just me

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Men are so into men and have no idea what women want

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.

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