Here is what Salty Fox said about him:

Today we celebrate three years of this tiny wanted criminal.

Name: Miko

Aliases: The Sand Goblin, probably Satan, demon child, sour patch kid

Charges include:

  • Disturbing the peace.

  • Excessive screaming.

  • Theft of snacks.

  • Assault with tiny feet.

  • Public indecency (he has absolutely no shame).

  • Tax evasion. (Probably.)

Despite weighing less than a bag of sugar, Miko firmly believes he runs this sanctuary... and honestly, we're too scared to tell him otherwise.

He wakes up every morning and chooses violence... then five minutes later curls up like the sweetest angel you've ever seen, convincing everyone he's innocent.

His ears can hear a treat bag open from three counties away, but somehow he still can't hear the word "no."

Miko was our very first fennec fox, and while he has significantly reduced our hearing, our patience, and possibly our sanity... he has completely stolen our hearts.

Happy 3rd Birthday to the world's loudest, sassiest, most overconfident little desert fox.

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[–] [S] 23 points 4 months ago*

Streeeeeeetch

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Fennec fox are so anime irl.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Opened the text box hoping for more context on Miko, instead received another photo. Opened the comments to continue search for more context, received yet another photo. 10/10 would be bamboozled again.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Here is what Salty Fox said about him:

    Today we celebrate three years of this tiny wanted criminal.

    Name: Miko

    Aliases: The Sand Goblin, probably Satan, demon child, sour patch kid

    Charges include:

    • Disturbing the peace.

    • Excessive screaming.

    • Theft of snacks.

    • Assault with tiny feet.

    • Public indecency (he has absolutely no shame).

    • Tax evasion. (Probably.)

    Despite weighing less than a bag of sugar, Miko firmly believes he runs this sanctuary... and honestly, we're too scared to tell him otherwise.

    He wakes up every morning and chooses violence... then five minutes later curls up like the sweetest angel you've ever seen, convincing everyone he's innocent.

    His ears can hear a treat bag open from three counties away, but somehow he still can't hear the word "no."

    Miko was our very first fennec fox, and while he has significantly reduced our hearing, our patience, and possibly our sanity... he has completely stolen our hearts.

    Happy 3rd Birthday to the world's loudest, sassiest, most overconfident little desert fox.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I whispered "happy birthday Miko"

    I'm sure he heard me all the way over here

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Miko does look salty as fuck. Why, Miko so salty?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Your content on Lemmy is so great and appreciated ❤️

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    cartoonishly mischievous eyes

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    He can hear your thoughts and he seems disappointed. Or are my thoughts the reason?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I would let this wanted criminal steal my heart.

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