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[–] 88 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Come onnnnn heat stroke! Do your thing nature please

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    He's going for the ol' reverse William Henry Harrison.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Someone always beats me to it. I will have an original thought one of these days. I'm due, surely.

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  • [–] 56 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Finally a Trump idea I fully support.

    And he should try to break the record for longest Presidential Speech ever, set by William Henry Harrison at 1 hour 45 minutes.

    What ever happened to that guy anyway?

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago

    He's going to sweat and his makeup will trail down his face like gulliani

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The ghost of William Henery Harrison will be in the audience.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago*

    I hope Mitch and all the geriatric octogenarian dinos and conservatives will be there to show their support. It'd also make the place feel less empty.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    80 years old. morbidly obese. known heart problems. ...do it, genius

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    He can barely walk, I haven't seen him stand for more that 10 minutes at a time. Dudes cankles gonna leak just like his diaper. I do yard work about an hour at a time and I need a nap after I shower. His heart gonna take a nap too

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    There are people (not naming names) that, if assassinated, would be much more powerful in death than in life. I mean, one in particular is more powerful for what he represents to morons than what he actually is already.

    In that case, it would be better for them to pass naturally, in public, because of their own decisions. Maybe by giving a record-setting delirious rambling speech in the July heat and finally letting one of those blood clots cut loose? One can dream.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Please do, take as much time as you need.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Do it. Make it a 5 hour speech in the heat or the day. Show how strong you are by not drinking water or sitting down. I'd watch that.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Good thing nobody will be there.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Would be pretty fitting if heatstroke while bloviating is the thing that finally gets us rid of him 😄

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I hope he'll get a heat stroke. Among with the handful of idiots who are dumb enough or get paid to turn up as clappers.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Juliany will be scooped out.

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