Ganbatte, blood-clot-san!

Nah, he's gotta live long enough to be impeached, removed, and imprisoned. Gotta live ling enough to rot in jail and watch his empire crumble into nothingness. Gotta live long enough to see every instance of his name removed, his children jailed and broke, his legacy ash.

...then he can die.

I used to think Orwell was being a bit hyperbolic about the party holding up 4 fingers and demanding people seeing 5.

But Republicans and conservatives do this without even being tortured.

It's not that they believe him, it's that they've decided to abandon reality just like him. They believe whatever makes them feel better in that way.

I avoided a really cool pubic concert on the National mall because there were 750k people. Even at 45k, that is not by any means packed.

I am no lip reading exert but to me they look like they say Wah Wah Wah

It's insane how attractive Mamdani is

Biden would have let the original plan go through with the Smithsonian in charge instead. It's fucked up because Trump needed to grift and you only get Fyre Festivals from the level of grift he requires.

He's really sticking with "sleepy Joe" after he's been caught sleeping on camera 4 or 5 times now? Just absolutely zero self-awareness.

DO YOU THINK OBAMNA OR JOE BYRON WOULD BE THIS PATHETIC AND TRASHY? THE ANSWER IS NO!

Call dem amber lamps.

Yeah, they always seem to be quite tight shots, no?

Can you share his number because I’m also not coming and I could use the financial support

I mean if he wanted big crowds he would actually have to pull a George soros. It's not like DC is his target demographic, and the majority of his constituents that would be interested in attending any kind of event open to the public are not exactly the most affluent people in the world.

The only way he'd get a ton of people showing up for a fair in DC is if he paid for busses. That's kind of why jan 6 stands out soo much, it takes a lot of coordination to get that much white trash to the capital.

“If you or a loved one did not attend the State Fair on the National Mall, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Godammit, and here I didn't go for free, LIKE A CHUMP.

Seems like a dick move to host a state fair in DC, whose residents have fewer rights because we refuse to allow them statehood

Hopefully deadid sooner rather than later, though.

Yeah, after his (s)election, he sent out Spicey in a suit it looked like his mom put him in to scream at the press about how it was "fake news" to talk about Donvict's flaccid crowd size:

"Diaper Daddy tells me his crowd size needs to be measured from the taint!!!1111 Any other measurement is FAYYYYK NOOOZ!!!111"

-- Sean Spicer, probably

DC is nice, but I'd go in the shoulder seasons, it can be hot and humid, and if I'm gonna be somewhere hot and humid in summer, I'm going to need water nearby to jump into.

It would definitely upset trump if lots of people used temporary phone numbers to buy up tickets and not attend, stopping other people from going, but I'm not sure it's necessary because it looks like it's going to be historically unpopular because it's Donald trump. Nobody actually likes him, they just like that he's racist like them.