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[โ€“] 9 points 4 months ago (16 children)

It is miserable. I declare Silly Pet Portraits Day.

cat in bat wings licking own nose

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    When one attempts to eat chicken in a house full of felines

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    My silly babies I've had over the years lol

    Dusty (aka Lil Puss) enjoying mums car bonnet. Had her since I was 8yo.

    Elvis, my cat from when I was young and still living with mum

    Ruby, wondering why I'm taking photos of her lol

    young Mickey, mid sneeze

    young Mickey enjoying the foot rest thing

    young Mickey, post surgery, in the body suit thing I made from my old leggings so he wouldn't eat his stitches

    Shame I don't have photos of Puss (Big Puss), Polly, Sandy, or Tigger (all cats). Or the two budgies I had, Diamond (white, but not albino) and Sapphire (top half of her was a yellow/green, bottom half was blue).

    Oh I also had two guinea pigs I don't have pics of sadly, Tom and Jerry lol

    Edit:

    bonus Ruby pic

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Brilliant maths by the MIL this morning. Tow truck finally came to take her busted car away. Apparently she's going to spend $4k to get a new motor put in it, to then try sell it for $5k. We don't know when the car will be back or when it will sell. She has already given the tow truck driver $150 to take it away.

    A wrecker offered her $1k to take the car off her hands as is weeks ago. Please someone make this woman make sense for me

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    $5k is way higher than $1k, that's like $4k profit. And the motor cost $4k which is less than what you can sell the car for afterwards so that means it is worth doing. And the wrecker is just a scammer, they are trying to give her $1k for a car she's going to be able to sell for $5k. Obvious rip off, they just want to put a motor in and get all that profit for themselves.

    Your MIL knows what's what. She's not going to be fooled by your fancy-pants 'profit=5000-4000-150'. That's just ivory tower university maths, it's not how the real world works.

    Sorry, apparently I can explain the thought process, but nothing can make it actually make sense...

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago

    The only thing I can think is she feels like she SHOULD get the car going again and then sell it. Overlooking the fact it's already an old car with other problems that will just become more apparent over time

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    who else has a selection of felines going apeshit with the wind?

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I don't wanna go to work today ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    But I guess I don't want to go to work any day. But I do like having all the fancy things, like food. and shelter. Dammit, I guess I'm going to work.

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  • Oh Friday. So close now.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago

    after some sleep I will do stuff then make lists

    then do the stuff on the list!!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    So now you need a reddit account to view old.reddit.com/whatever.

    Lol how dare people use the site without them gathering their precious data.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Funnily, I remembered I have a throwaway account I made to post my ex's message to me lol just for a weird sense of "no you can't private message me, I will blast it idc". I mean, it lead to nothing but that was a few years ago now.

    I recently logged back in, just to troll incels/manosphere idiots tbh. I'm having much more fun now than I ever did with my old account. It's kinda funny, especially this dude who hasn't privated his profile, so I got to see him goon over camgirls and hentai and post in an erectile dysfunction sub lol. Absolutely hilarious and brings me a small amount of joy. Especially after he called women "creatures" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Idk what data it's gonna collect, but it's attached to a burner email I made, with fake personal details, so it's whatever lol

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I still happily troll morons from time to time.

    My feed has been curated though, and I don't really get those subs suggested anymore.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I haven't bothered to curate my feed honestly, other than subbing to a few video game ones that I play. So maybe it's because I like video games lol

    I also customised my avatar with the non-binary flag, which tends to trigger those types of twats without me even having to try. I haven't had this much fun in years lol

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Go Trolling idiots. I gave up Whisper but being evil to stupids was pretty much the whole reason I had the account.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I have an account and that doesn't load.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Have to ride to the shops soon..

    Good err.. timing. I need a poncho.

    Dug another hole for a birdbath base that's going in tm though so that's positive. Hopefully the birds agree not that they need one in this weather.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago

    The birds here enjoy the bird bath. Some drink, some wash, some just play about in it. The BB needs to be a few metres away from people to give the birds some space if that is possible. No hole digging needed, just a flat place.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago

    Shame my unclaimed money (that I just sent a claim for) doesn't increase with inflation lol

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Dinner, do I want dinner? Have a chook and plenty of veg but cbf cooking. Waaaaaaahhhhhh! Time for a glass of whine and rootle through the freezer.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago

    dinner tonight is chicken white chili, served with macaroni and some corn chips. no cheese for me

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Found the perfect beach rock today on the way back from shopping:

    Calls for a rave choon

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Have Melba and LowXP dropped off?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    A bowl of caviar and your second cheapest champagne please.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago

    Filled up a couple of days ago because I thought the excise going back on would raise the fuel price, but so far price seems to have done nothing. Not complaining.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago

    I'm beat.

    Good night everyone. Sweet dreams and stay warm. ๐Ÿ˜˜

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