Pharmaceutical companies are actually legally required to find out if you’re misusing their product or taking it in an undirected way, and report that to the FDA. Well, has been that way historically, anyhow. If you even work for a pharmaceutical company and you overhear at a weekend barbecue that someone has not taken a dose or doubled a dose etc, you’re obligated to report it within 24 hours.

I haven't seen a recipe for Allegra Chicken on the box so I'm not sure that person contacted Allegra.

Reminds me of the one with the 7-11 gecko (or some animal) near a soda station. And 7-11 replies "can you tell us where this is so we can check on him and make sure he's safe?" And they're like no I ain't a snitch.

So they can steal the recipe hmm hmmm

G R A P E

Allergy medicine

It's allergy meds that people take to help them not sneeze.

But whenever I take it, it makes me drowsy.

Chicken seasoning

Brand name for fexofenadine hayfever medication. If you don't live in the US you probably know it under a different brand name.

Cuisines evolve over time. As they should. Have you seen ancient roman recipes? Shit's vile.

Just raid the medicine cabinet for seasoning. Don't follow a recipe, go with vibes. Try that jar of cough syrup, a little rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer should help with mouth feel, what was that pack of pills that you just knocked in? Oh well, just a happy little accident.

This starting half way through made me really worried that I'd started this video before

Follow the recipe!