In the eastern versions the son is named Hardee
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Kernel Sanders
Colonel is one of those words that is difficult to spell correctly until you've read it like a hundred times. Actually I find lieutenant even worse.
American legends be like
🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶
The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:

Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:

The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.
No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he's like in real life.
Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the 'they' for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.
what about subway?

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