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[–] 43 points 4 months ago

Alien vs. Purrdator.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    In space, no one can hear you meow.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    Would his face melt? Aliens famously have acid blood right?

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Cats are very good at keeping anything alive in their mouth, no blood will leak. It’s even how they carry their babies around.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    A long time ago before cats indoors was common, I adopted the kitten of a flatmates cat. We worked out the mother was bringing home wildlife home to train the kitten to hunt. So we started to bring them in during for the night earlier, around late afternoon.

    The mother cat worked out what was going on, decided to go catch frogs and other wildlife earlier in the day and keep them alive in her mouth until we went to bed so that she could release them alive later that night. She must have been holding them in her mouth for many hours on occasion.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Cats often shake their prey to break their necks so it’s very possible to make a kill without piercing the skin (or, in this case, exoskeleton?).

    Source: my cat sometimes shakes her head when eating her kibble like a pampered, indoor cat who has never caught live prey would know to do.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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    Pretty sure it’s the blood too.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    In the films and everything, yes, it is just the blood that is acidic. That "acidic saliva" comment is a reference to The Devil Wears Prada song "Alien"

    About 1:00 in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiYMS1z8Lrw

    EDIT: Lyrics

    An extraneous existence
    An earth-ending challenger
    Encroaches upon humanity
    Destruction, destruction they’re seeking destruction
    Each ten feet tall without remorse
    Crawling along the walls
    I see the eyes, I see the teeth, see the monster coming through the window
    Closing, the doors are closing
    I see the eyes, I see the teeth, see the monster
    One cannot fathom such a phantom
    The demon’s mouth hisses with acidic saliva
    Acidic saliva

    Crawling along the walls
    I see the eyes, I see the teeth, see the monster coming through the window
    Closing, the doors are closing
    I see the eyes, I see the teeth, see the monster coming through the window
    Game over, we’re done for
    Crawling along the walls
    Claws extended
    No hope to persevere
    Closing, the doors are closing
    We’ve been surrounded
    There’s no way out
    Game over, we are done for

    EDIT 2: Okay, apparently "acidic saliva" is canon in Alien. I thought that was entirely just from that song (which is just largely inspired by Alien, not supposed to be based on it), but I see that some aliens did have that ability in the films and such.

    The Drone and Runner castes have been shown to possess the ability to spit their blood at targets, although the quantity is small and consequently this means of attack is normally used to wound and disable targets rather than kill them. The spitting ability is used more aggressively by Praetorians, Snakes Rangers, and Spitters, which are capable of spitting lethal quantities of their blood significant distances, giving them a dangerous ranged attack other Xenomorphs do not possess.

    https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Xenomorph_blood

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Would have been a 10 minute short named Jonesy.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    literally hours ago someone asked me to 3d print that and linked to an ai generated model but you need a paid account to download it

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    St. Jonesey

    Sacred Holder of the Braincell.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    An ounce of prevention can equal a pound of cure.

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