I never would've expected the demented mentally ill fascist pedophile to not stand by anything he's said, even though he already said he never stands by anything he says.

Is he at least going to hand out paper towels?

"I run Venezuela" (when there is oil money to be taken)

"I don't run Venezuela" (when they need literally any governance or humanitarian help)

If he could have bowed out during COVID, he would have done that too. He's like the Levite that walks by in the parable of the Good Samaritan. Heartless.

Isn't it weird how bad things happen when that dumb fucker steals an election? I mean, gets elected by fucking morons?

COVID, el nino, earthquakes, screwworms...

Trump can't run anything, except shit into his Depends.

I wonder, if President Maduro is aware, and what he must be thinking, if he is.

I haven't seen him in the news since he's been kidnapped.

Trump:

Steals Venezuela oil tankers

Bombs it

Arrests their president from his bed at night

Leaves

Maduro's VP:

Works with US companies to establish his own grip on power

Trump:

"I'm in charge"

Me:

Lmao