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[–] 55 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    If Colombia wins, free empanadas!

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    What when the USA wins? Free "I can't breathe"?

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    If china wins, free Tibet?

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    If Norway wins, free smalahove!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I had no idea what this was referring to until I saw the comments

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    If Sweden wins, free surströmming!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    What, free columbariums?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Free tequeños?

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