I feel like I have a deep reliance on society and technology, because I can't fucking see without glasses and I'm too scared to do Lasik lol (also expensive).

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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I too am certain to die so my plan is to heroically sacrifice myself. Full on "I got this" while my friends are pulled away screaming "nooooooooooooooooooo!"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I wanted to train my kids to do this, but my spouse rolled their eyes and asked, "Why would we willingly give up a weapon for you to have a last stand?"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yep! I plan to lead the zombies off while playing a banging tune on my phone.

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