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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.

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[–] glnpf148@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You could hang it over your shoulder

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Around your neck like a scarf?

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago

This comment section is devolving rapidly

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