🎶 I wear my sunglasses at night 🎶

You've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no.

Spotted a Canadian!

That's not how specific wavelength safety goggles work. You can get both near UV blue light 440nm 5 watt goggles, and infrared depending on the laser.

Problem is they tend to shift the color of light for everything so much that they aren't pleasant to wear for a long time.

My worry would be getting hit on the skin, a 5 watt 440nm laser hurts, and it's a deep burning pain that doesn't go away.

yeah well I'll just wear two dozen sunglasses. that'll make me twenty four times as cool as you, Mir Science Man.

A angle laser is nowhere near as fun as an array of lasers anyway