Had to look it up to refresh my memory:

• "Nice job breaking it, hero."

• "You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here."

• "Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

• "Congratulations on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."

You really need the full 2-minute audio of the lemons bit to get the gist. J.K. Simmons did an amazing job balancing funny and, "oh shit, am I...sad!?!?...during the silly, funny puzzle game!?"