I want to inject some positivity into this thread. My dad, who is turning 79 in a week, will be visiting soon. We're going to present him with the most bedazzled outrageous and frankly disgusting hat I've ever heard of or seen or thought of. It's shockingly pink, covered in rhinestones and spells out his name in another language that he'll immediately recognize.

I also got him a cool ass travel mug for his coffee.

I won't have any questions for him. We have a great relationship. I'll miss him when he's gone.