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[–] 119 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Straight women probably commit way more crime but get away with it more frequently. I know I do. Also where are the bi criminals? Are there none? Did we just solve crime?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Bi people are too emotionally fulfilled to want to crime

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm supposed to be emotionally fulfilled?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah didn't you install the latest updates yet? Since, like, patch 14.7.3, you should have a permanent sense of mild satisfaction.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That’s silly, imagining that people exist on a spectrum. Don’t you know everything in life is black and white, either or, binary?

    The Kinsey scale only contains 0 and 6 for a reason. If there were any numbers between 0 and 6, people might think the world was complex and nuanced or something.

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  • You see, because bi people are a myth as far as the authorities are concerned, when a crime is committed they’re classified as straight men or lesbian women, but when they don’t commit crime they’re gay men and straight women.

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