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I had a dream I was watching three guys playing football in a field (mastodon.social)
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I had a dream I was watching three guys playing football in a field. Then my man went over all Apollo like. He demanded everyone look at him, and proceeded to do a whole lot of absolutely stunning and impossible, gravity-defying gymnastics that seemed to be based on a cross between Russian dancing for explosiveness and a Haka for intimidation. It was an incredible display. He ruined it a bit at the end though, by trying to force his unwilling legs into a split.

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[–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago (3 children)

Before it I'd been walking a dog, not my dog, I have no dog. I came to the community centre and found the suitcases of clothes I'd forgotten we'd left there the night before when we'd slept in the doorway. I knew I had to get them home. I opened the cases and shoved stuff into them. Then the police came with sirens on, ran past me into the centre and arrested two dogs who'd broken in. They packed my suitcases into the boot of their car, and fitted the two naughty dogs neatly between the cases.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    A police woman grabbed the not my dog and shoved it in too. I protested in a panic, explained it wasn't my dog and I had to take it home. She reluctantly gave said dog back , and told me off for being at a crime scene. After they drove away, I realised she's taken the link that attaches the dog's lead to its collar.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    The dog appeared to be untrained, but it might just not have been an English speaker. I do not know the German word for the command heel. The dog was also on the small side and I had no idea if it had road sense. I should probably say now, that my subconscious did not harm the dog, in case, if there's still anyone left reading this by this point, they're fearing the worst.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago

    So not my dog and I had to walk along a stretch of pavement with cars driving by closely. I was terrified for the dog and kept yelling "heel" which was having no effect whatsoever, and leaning down to grab it's collar to slow the damn dog down. We came to an off-road shortcut.We came to a car park. Here I encountered a friend playing football with his son. The dog joined. That's when everything went strange, dog, friend and boy became random strangers scenery changed and my man became Apollo.

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