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I am not a regular watcher of Saturday Night Live, so I can’t say precisely when these two simple rules of sex were propounded on their Weekend Update segment: The rules are simple enough: “Have fun” and “No raping!” The skit features comedian Jane Wickline, playing sexpert character Lindt Greer. Her straight man for the […] The post Two Rules Of Sex appeared first on ErosBlog.

It is sometimes said of old jokes that they haven’t aged well. One-panel cartoons from newspapers and magazines are particularly susceptible; if you don’t believe me, grab some hundred-year-old cartoons from Punch and see how far you get with them. When I saw this half-century old comic by Smilby in a 1972 issue of Oui […] The post Keeping Score: Where Was The Funny? appeared first on ErosBlog.

After commenter M. Chapeau mentioned below my post last week that full-color cover art for The Compleat Male Chauvinist was available on Amazon, I rightly suspected that the book listing was bleeding through from listings on Amazon’s used-books marketplace. Sure enough, Abe Books has a couple of listings and a stock cover photo for the […] The post Male Chauvinist Book Cover Art appeared first on ErosBlog.

Slapping your wife’s face in 2026 requires a metric ton of emotional paperwork, even if she’s into that sort of thing and all necessary consents are in place and/or obtainable. Sometimes it’s simpler to outsource the job to her, by trickery if need be: Fair warning, though: even when she realizes she fell for your […] The post His Self-Slapping Wife appeared first on ErosBlog.

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