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I had a dream I was watching three guys playing football in a field (mastodon.social)
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I had a dream I was watching three guys playing football in a field. Then my man went over all Apollo like. He demanded everyone look at him, and proceeded to do a whole lot of absolutely stunning and impossible, gravity-defying gymnastics that seemed to be based on a cross between Russian dancing for explosiveness and a Haka for intimidation. It was an incredible display. He ruined it a bit at the end though, by trying to force his unwilling legs into a split.

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[–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

The dog appeared to be untrained, but it might just not have been an English speaker. I do not know the German word for the command heel. The dog was also on the small side and I had no idea if it had road sense. I should probably say now, that my subconscious did not harm the dog, in case, if there's still anyone left reading this by this point, they're fearing the worst.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 day ago

    So not my dog and I had to walk along a stretch of pavement with cars driving by closely. I was terrified for the dog and kept yelling "heel" which was having no effect whatsoever, and leaning down to grab it's collar to slow the damn dog down. We came to an off-road shortcut.We came to a car park. Here I encountered a friend playing football with his son. The dog joined. That's when everything went strange, dog, friend and boy became random strangers scenery changed and my man became Apollo.

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