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[–] 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

The corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft:

"We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief."

"We're aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact,"

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  • [–] 72 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    That translates to

    We have no fucking idea what's wrong, please send help

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Copilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don't know what to do, because their "brain" is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

    They're going to fire the people who fired the engineers next...

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  • [–] 1 point 13 hours ago (5 children)

    The senior management? Doubt it.

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    Is it?? Can you link it? I'd love to watch that!

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago* (2 children)

    I heard it in one of their audio records but they also worked it into the opening credits of holy grail. Not exactly hard to find.

    https://youtu.be/SII-jhEd-a0

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