Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an "insignificant little Island", and Russia has been characterized as a "mob run gas station" or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as "shithole countries".

Let's flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country's head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.

I'll go first:

Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport -- Come and play!

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That is hilarious. I live in New Zealand now, and I've actually met at least two people who know acquaintances of mine from back home, and one person who even spent a part of their childhood about a half hour's drive away from my (very rural!) childhood home, though their family moved down here a few years before I was born.

So, two things to know about Indiana: one, our demonym is "Hoosier." No, we don't know what it means. And two, our list of local heroes includes sci-fi author Kurt Vonnegut. In his fourth book, he wrote, "I don't know what it is about Hoosiers. But wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there."

I don't know about "important," but apparently we're pretty memorable.

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