Yeah, I'll fib a little here and there if it'll make someone's day a little better. Hat Guy doesn't need to know that I just like wearing hats, not so much that I like choosing hats to wear. It just needs to feel good on my head.

I talked myself in a corner today making it seem like I was a yo-yo aficionado to someone who used to love yo-yos. As he was walking away he went “Duncan! That was the dope brand!” And I had to go “Oh hell yeah, Duncan!” even though I had no idea.

I’ve discovered that nobody gives a shit what you wear and what you think they are thinking is more of a reflection of what you think about what you’re wearing so I just rock beat up piss stained nuthuggers these days and life has never been better.

the trick is you need a wider brim than a trilby.