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Anon creates a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WongKaKui@piefed.ca 37 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Anon: "Haha I bet they cant solve this case!"

Detective after investigating for 5 minutes: "Alright pack it up, boys. Natural Causes. He had a pre-existing condition of lead poisoning. Anyways, anyone wanna go get a donut with me?"

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[–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

Either that or they just peg it on the relative or random black person, fabricate evidence and testimony, and then send an innocent to jail.

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