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[–] 40 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (10 children)

    Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    ...or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?

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  • [–] 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

    Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit

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  • [–] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

    Yeah, the other guy lacks imagination. I don't need a bean when I can become The Bean God. In my domain, everything is beans. I eat beans, I breathe beans, I drink beans, I AM BEAN.

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