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[–] 81 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Everyone knows WiFi routers generate phlogiston which unbalances the 4 humors and causes brain clouds.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Stop your bullshit fear mongering. We all know phlogiston is perfectly safe. The real problem is that 5g draws in miasma from local cemeteries.

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  • [–] 18 points 23 hours ago*

    You might want to be careful calling people out like that: it's not solved science.

    I can remember people confidently arguing (and citing sources) that phlogiston is the problem and the miasma theory is quackery. Seems like every year we learn something new and it goes back and forth. "Are eggs healthy or not?", "Do crystals work via homeopathy or latent energies?", "Lizard people or greys?" etc.

    Personally, I sidestep the issue and avoid both. I stick to things that have been settled as being healthy: like drinking massive quanties of colloidal silver.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    This is why it’s not economical to keep burying the dead in large fields like graveyards. All the pastureized miasma is not healthy! We need raw miasma like in the French catacombs. Why do you think they saw a renaissance?

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