So they have vaccume tube computers, floppy disks (side note, where the fuck are they getting the media?) and plans to have AI assistants in a few years because of a lack of qualified applicants.

The mind boggles.

It's basically half a decade of the computer history museum all in one room. If they just charged admission they could afford to upgrade.

Wait... I'm almost certain that I've seen a project that emulated floppy drives with flash media.