He has mostly used these buttons for personal gain with some expertly timed trades preceding new tariff announcements and some great trades around Iran war announcements. To echo the collective ethos of one of the most corrupt countries in the world, “wouldn’t you do the same if you had that kind of power?” No, a lot of Americans would not use their power to profit off of the suffering of others.

I can only hope that this isn’t just the AI bubble bursting (who better to orchestrate a soft landing than democrats). I hope that this is the MAGA bubble bursting.