I cannot tell you how many times I've made a noise on the toilet and been so embarrassed that I actually end up waiting for anyone who heard it to leave, just so I can stay anonymous

I don't think there will be anyone who objects to this. There is nothing in a bathroom worth listening to. Nobody socializes in a bathroom. It's as quiet as a library, and any bodily noise completely gives you away

Please just add background music to bathrooms. Even with quiet background music, you could at least strategically defecate to the tempo to make it sound like it's part of the song

I hate public bathrooms, please make them bearable

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I was at a bar once, not a busy place. Had to pee. I'm at the urinal doing my thing, blow a little toot.

Some big guy on the can backing out a hog says "gesundheit". The audacity that I'm somehow the problem in here.

Still mad because it was hilarious and I didn't think of it first.

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