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[–] -1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Gold is a pure element, so that's not a sound argument.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

    You see, each dragon's digestive tract contains a magically miniaturized neutron star. When a cow carcass comes in contact with the star-stomach, it's compressed into more neutronium, and the sudden addition of mass sets off a starquake that ejects hot atoms of gold and other valuable metals into the dragon's conveniently coin-shaped colon, where it cools before exiting at the rear.

    That's probably how it works. I dunno, I'm not a dragonologist.

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