They'd be like chicken eggs but proportional to your size. It just happens regardless of if you're planning to eat them or not. Taste would be very similar to chicken eggs.

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I have no cloaca so I wonder which hole I should push an object out of that's around 10% of my body size, and whether it'll be covered in waste from said hole. It may be annoying to fish out of the toilet every time and to clean it but it should feed a person for several days

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