They'd be like chicken eggs but proportional to your size. It just happens regardless of if you're planning to eat them or not. Taste would be very similar to chicken eggs.

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[–] 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

They don’t generally come from there, but given the choice… I’d go with ass every time.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago* (2 children)

    Why is ass the better choice? Genuinely curious.

    My thinking is that a vagina is way more stretchy and could handle an egg that big a lot better than the rectum would. And no risk of hemorrhoids vaginally afaik.

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