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[–] 26 points 1 week ago (8 children)

But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?

Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    I'm pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That's why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him "Ted" Cruz. Pretty sure they're reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.

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