I mean, I'm Danish. I just witnessed kids running around in disposable costumes begging for candy and I was like: "Due to Trump's policies I can't afford food, let alone candy, but I've got some left-over Thai red curry you little America-loving swine can have for free. It's really hot tough, so I don't know if you can handle the ginger and chili. If you would kindly take your American holiday and fuck off, I can get back to opposing Russia's genocide of Ukraine while you're having fun. Unlike the the 40 thousand Ukrainian kids kidnapped by Russia currently being molested inside Russia."

You may not agree with how we raise our kids around these parts, but it sure does work better than what you've got going on, you fucking worthless American pussies. I guess all those guns are just for show and the 2nd amendment meant nothing, really.