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[–] 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Or God is just an extreme emotion masochist

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    I also like the thought that God might also be a child who just accidentally created everything, didn't know and just forgot about everything.

    Our reality might be just a forgotten game save by a kid who has played and is continuing to play endless game files

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

    God opens the door of the universe:

    "Oh my-fucking-self! How long did i forgot this yogurt...it has gained sentience."

    Throws the whole shelf in the garbage.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    God opens the door of A RANDOM universe he lad lying around

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  • One day we will start seeing the actions of god again and it’s going to be so bad.

    “Fuck, what was I doing? I don’t even remember what character I was playing. I hate this real time clock bullshit, I have no idea what any of this is. Me damn, I didn’t spec any of this right, I had no idea what I was doing, I’m definitely getting the bad ending. OH MY ME, what, the game killed my player character? What the hell? Fine, let’s talk to thi-FUCK! Oh yeah, I need to use the Metatron skill. Sorry, bro, my bad. Hmm… I still have my inventory, though… arma-what? What does this item even do?” Our sun goes supernova “Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! No! No! No! No! No! FUCK! Do I have a… No! Fuck! Auto-save?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Why do I play rogue-likes… I remember why I stopped playing this game, now. Me damn it… Alright, new run it is… gotta get them chevos, baby!”

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