this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026

958 points (99.0% liked)

Funny

funny@sh.itjust.works

16,747 readers

3,634 active

183 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago

moderators

TheDude@sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

example@reddthat.com

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works

Malaphors (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

130 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

From the Buffy-verse.

Harmony, the dumbest vampire.

"You're preaching to the horse's mouth."

hideshow 3 child comments

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

"I don't like a loose cannon. They rock the boat."

parent

hideshow 2 child comments

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

Except that actually makes sense.

On a wooden battleship the cannons were literally tied in place so when the recoiled after being fired they would not smash into the gun crew on the other side of the ship. If a cannon broke its restraints it could maim the crew and break through the hull.

parent

hideshow 1 child comment

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The very next line is "loose cannon, rock the boat -- is that a mixed metaphor? Boats did have cannons. And if one got loose, it would cause the boat to rock..."

parent