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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No. The bridge is too well guarded.

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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Thanks Bra-tac

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[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You are indeed a wise and gracious leader, O'Neill.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, roll for stealth.

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