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Malaphors (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    That's some Groucho Marx style shit.

    Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    You just made me dylexic I read melons, then when i read dyslexic i go back to read again and i read lemons but wait, wasn't it melons? So I read again and it's melons 😭

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