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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 96 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My favorite is, "Why don't you make like a tree and go fuck yourself?"

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] frisbird@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna OD on nostalgia from this

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[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 points 2 days ago

i love a softer world! wish there were a community for it

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

This one's really good since some trees can self-pollinate.

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[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Is that why some family trees are so linear?

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

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