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Outrage after airport self-service checkout asks for 18% tip (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm so tired of giving them all of my money they honestly don't even grope that well so I only tip like 5%

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

they should be paying me for the privilege.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I give them a little something extra. I understand that groping my genitals requires a pretty exhaustive search.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

You just put in the tip

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

That’s why they use the body scanners. To find the best tip.

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