You're right, tits and balls are identical. Men go topless in public and now its time to lose those bottoms too. Let the boys breathe. Pave the way, friend.

Comparing women's breasts to genitals feels sexist, but I can't put my finger on why. Why are women's breasts here considered as dirty as genitals? None of this really sits right with me.

I don't know many women who keep things in their bras, but I also don't know many men who have breast pockets. Only, I do. They're on every polo shirt.

I'm just tired of the inherent meanness. A man can scratch his nipples in public no big deal. Women are forced into this constraining contraptions because of societal standards and occasionally have to adjust so they're not in pain and its disgusting. Equally as disgusting as scratching at your genitals... But women have genitals of their own and often wear constraining underwear and restrain themselves from adjusting unless they're in a bathroom.

Balls and tits do not equate. Balls and Labia equate. Nipples are nipples on men and women.

To each their own.