I think Hawaiian pizza is one of those foods I've always hated because I had poor experiences with it growing up. Sort of like shepherd's pie, which I only knew of through the abomination served at the high school caf.

But recently, I tried it at a new pizzeria that opened near me. They honestly used real ham like you would get at an Easter banquet. Not the processed sandwich meat. And that was actually really good with pineapple!

Your birth was a crime.