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Sacred fortune cookies (r1b.it)
submitted 2 weeks ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (5 children)

No, it’ll be glossy instead of absorbent.

Exactly like how this ad cookie uses different paper than a fortune cookie.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You just know that paper made the cookie taste weird too

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Yeah isn't normal fortune cookie paper that kind of paper because it absorbs water very quickly...so you could chew and swallow it easily without really noticing (and without having any significant potential harm to bowels or airway)?

    What are the odds someone choked on one of these?

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