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[โ€“] 56 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Itโ€™s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver canโ€™t help but try to fight the guy.

Or heโ€™s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah but the water doesn't have beef with the wood chipper. Why does the aggro capybara want to start shit?

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Ever known someone who in theory is nice and well meaning but they just have an annoying voice or something just irks you and it makes you want to murder them and you donโ€™t know why? Same thing.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    I dunno', I rather imagine it as billionaires are to me: An abomination that fundamentally drives me insane knowing that they exist. I would speak further, but humans have their ways of defending such cancer above all else.

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