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Shoulda listened (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemy.lol to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 35 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

.Net has been chugging along quite nicely for decades now.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

And ~~COBAL~~ COBOL just won't die.

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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

COBOL*

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid phone

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