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[–] 34 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

A dog can piss on a tree and that’s perfectly legal.

If I piss on a tree, (maybe because there are no public restrooms accessible) I risk getting fined or arrested. Maybe even put on some sex offender registry for indecent exposure.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if something REALLY wants the piss that’s inside of your bladder, and it's like… a doctor, or a friend, or the floor of a public restroom, then that’s perfectly legal. a doctor and a public restroom are made for removing things like piss and magnets from inside your bladder. that’s basically fine.

    if something wants to get at your piss, and it's, say, some kind of tree, maybe because there are no public restrooms accessible, that’s where the problems start to arise. a tree is not made for removing human piss, and your government knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting it to stay IN your bladder instead of coming out. 

    unfortunately this will not deter a really small and brave bladder, because a small and brave bladder is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of alcohol, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with more alcohol, and basically by any means possible. even if it means being put on a sex offender registry for indecent exposure.

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